Parnifia's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Link's Barrel Beat]

Oh my god, I first watched this, like, five years before I actually started playing Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. As soon as I heard the noises Link was making in the barrel in the pre-Forsaken Fortress cutscene, I thought of this video. I JUST finished the first Forsaken Fortress sequence about two days ago. Anyway, this is a great remix of that scene. I love it. Five stars. Okay, I'll shut up now.

[Skitzo the 1920s Bear]

Good enough.

Although I was really looking forward to the first In The Dark, I guess this is enough to tide me over until it comes out. By the way, this is really good. I half expected a screamer gag at the end, and even as I write this my heart is pounding. It takes a random thriller in the league of "A Scary Car Ride" to do that.

[WGJ4K: Confirmed 4 Brawl]

Pretty cool.

But (and yes, this is pretty much unrelated) you should probably list those shirts in the "Gear" section of your personal page. Just saying.

[WGJ4K: Game Chat]

Cool.

Did egoraptor seriously die? That's gonna be a massive loss to newgrounds...

[Press Start: Chores 1]

Hmmm...

Hey, I just watched the movie, and I've been thinking... most of the characters who died in the movie, like Vile, Johnson, Captain Psychodrive (sorry, G-Fourman), even Zippy, have made it into Hell, but you missed an important character: the Shopkeeper! He died too, didn't he? But so far he hasn't been spotted in Hell once. You should probably do something with him, because it just wouldn't be right to just get rid of an important character like that...

[Flash Ahh]

Wow...

That's Flash vs. Steve Jobs, isn't it. No wonder Apple doesn't support "Flash." Hah!

No, seriously, ipods, iphones, and ipads can't download Adobe Flash. Just try watching the majority of Newgrounds content on one.

[What would you do?!]

What would do if...

A bunch of trolls began giving all your animations bad scores?

I'd ban their asses, that's what I'D do.

[Goku vs Luffy fight]

Feh......

Those reviewers on "Sonic vs. Ichigo" were right, DBZ animation IS getting annoying, even in a DBZ-themed animation. STOP before you get too used to DBZ animation. It's lazy. Do I have to spell it out? L-A-Z-Y. I spelled it out, so there.

On a completely random note, I didn't know they had this site in Spanish. So I'll say my basic message in Spanish: No podemos mas (can't add accent :p) animaciones de DBZ.

sebasNg responds:

jajajajaj okay men

[Rock Candy Short - _____3]

Huh...

I don't like your steamier vids, but these are all right. One thing though: Why do you always insert "Yo!"s into your movies? Even before (I assume that's) Zoo started pointing them out...